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Kale Diagnostics: Terms & Conditions

The following Terms & Conditions govern your use of the services provided by Kale Diagnostics (“we,” “us,” “our,” or “Kale Diagnostics”). Please read these terms carefully. By using our services, you acknowledge and agree to these Terms & Conditions.

  1. Services: Kale Diagnostics provides alternative health education services. Our services include providing information and advice on alternative treatment options for one or multiple conditions. It is important to note that we do not diagnose or treat diseases.

  2. Professional Relationship: The information and content provided by Kale Diagnostics, including any information provided by Kourtney Simmang and the Kale Diagnostics team, is not intended to replace a personal patient-doctor relationship, and should not be used as a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. We encourage you to continue visiting and being treated by your primary care physician or healthcare provider.

  3. Licensed Medical Professionals: Only a licensed medical professional can diagnose certain ailments and prescribe treatments and medications for you. Do not ignore or delay seeking medical advice or treatment because of any information obtained from Kale Diagnostics. It is your responsibility to consult your own medical professional regarding all nutritional supplements to evaluate if they could adversely affect or react with any medications or pre-existing conditions.

  4. Scope of Practice: No member of the Kale Diagnostics team is acting in the capacity of a primary healthcare provider such as a doctor, licensed dietician, psychologist or any other licensed/registered professional. No one on the Kale Diagnostics team will diagnose, treat, or cure any disease, condition, or other physical or mental ailment.

  5. Responsibility & Consent: Any actions taken based on the suggestions provided by Kale Diagnostics are at your own free will. You accept that the ultimate responsibility for your healthcare is your own and that Kale Diagnostics is here to support you in this. You hereby release anyone on the Kale Diagnostics team from all legal claims. Your practitioner reserves the right to determine which cases fall outside their scope of practice, in which event an appropriate referral will be recommended.

  6. Payment & Refund Policy: Due to the service nature of Kale Diagnostics, no refunds are offered for the purchase of goods. By engaging with our services, you agree to not dispute any charges from Kale Diagnostics that you agreed to, and understand that any disputes will be reported to the top credit bureaus, impacting your credit score. Should there be any questions about payment or billing, or any changes in credit or debit card numbers, you agree to reach out to Kale Diagnostics for support at least 48 hours before any scheduled payment is due. You commit to pay in full for the level of service selected, even when opting for a payment plan.

  7. Indemnification: You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Kale Diagnostics, its employees, officers, directors, and agents from any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, expenses, fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) that such parties may incur as a result of or arising from your (or anyone using your account's) violation of these Terms & Conditions.

  8. Disclaimer of Warranties: We provide our services “as is” and without any warranties, either express or implied. To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, Kale Diagnostics disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose.

  9. Limitation of Liability: Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, will Kale Diagnostics be liable for any special, indirect, incidental, consequential, punitive, reliance, or exemplary damages that result from your use or your inability to use the services or any other interactions with Kale Diagnostics, even if Kale Diagnostics or a Kale Diagnostics authorized representative has been advised of the possibility of such damages.

  10. Changes to These Terms: We reserve the right to modify these Terms & Conditions at any time. We will do our best to announce any significant changes to these terms, but it remains your responsibility to review these Terms & Conditions periodically. By continuing to use our services after changes to these Terms & Conditions are published, you agree to be bound by the revised terms.

  11. Governing Law: These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of the state in which Kale Diagnostics is located, without regard to its conflict of laws principles. You agree to personal jurisdiction by and venue in the state and federal courts of the state in which Kale Diagnostics is located.

By using the services of Kale Diagnostics, you signify your acceptance of these Terms & Conditions. If you do not agree to this, please refrain from using our services. Your continued use of the Kale Diagnostics services following the posting of changes to these Terms & Conditions will be deemed your acceptance of those changes.

Last updated: June 29, 2023

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