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"It has been through them believing in me that I began to believe in myself and my capabilities of taking control of my health. Kale Diagnostics' approach and guidance was individualized to my specific needs, and my practitioner guided me every step of the way with thorough meal planning, supplementation, and loving conversation. It is with their help that I have regulated my cycle after years of irregularity, learned to treat food as medicine rather than an enemy, and have become the healthiest I have been in years. I cannot recommend working with Kale Diagnostics enough. Their heart and sincere care for every one of their clients is incredible and they are the best team you could ask for when choosing to re-claim your health as a top priority in your life."

Mara R.

Kale Diagnostics has helped individuals confidently navigate:

PCOS & Endometriosis

Hashimoto’s & Grave’s Disease

SIBO and Gut Issues

Thyroid & Hormonal Struggles 

Infertility & Pre-Conception

Autoimmune Disease 

Adrenal & Cortisol Dysfunction

Metabolic Health and Weight Management 

Food Allergies and Unique Restrictions 

Unexplained Health Struggles

Discover KD

Dive into our comprehensive Kale Diagnostics Program, featuring exhaustive health analyses, exclusive one-on-one sessions with your naturopathic physician and nutritional practitioner, accessible portal messaging support, innovative functional lab testing, and the crafting of personalized health strategies. Additionally, with Kale Diagnostics Education, we equip you with the necessary tools for cultivating sustainable health management skills. Our program's all-inclusive support begins at $1649, with potential monthly payments as economical as $102. We welcome HSA/FSA and offer support for insurance reimbursement.

"Despite the complexities of my case, the Kale Diagnostics team never wavered in their support and commitment to my healing journey. The knowledge and confidence in their practice assured me that we were going to tackle this thing. I now know what true living feels like - and I owe it all to Kale Diagnostics and their solution-focused approach to healing through nutrition."

Caitlin R.

How Our Services Work

Our practice of holistic medicine is designed to empower you in overcoming health challenges using root-cause diagnosis and data-driven strategies. We leverage private consultations with a naturopathic doctor and nutritional practitioner, comprehensive functional lab testing, and a detailed plan of action for your health issues. Our mission is to decode the complex underlying factors causing your symptoms, equipping you with the necessary knowledge to restore your body's natural balance using nutrition-focused interventions.

Comprehensive 1:1 Consultations

You are paired with a naturopathic doctor and nutritional practitioner who will thoroughly address labs, nutrition, and lifestyle factors in a hands-on setting with you. In addition, the rest of our Kale Diagnostics practitioners support you, where all protocols pass through and are reviewed. We bring your personalized health journey to your fingertips, ensuring you can engage with your practitioner securely and efficiently, no matter where you are.

Functional Lab Testing

By basing our approach on data and science, we eliminate the guesswork and gain a clear understanding of your health. With accurate and detailed lab results, we can create a personalized plan of action tailored to your specific needs and goals. Our program includes the cost of lab testing ($1k-$4k value), making it a more affordable option than buying individual lab tests at retail pricing.

Personalized Protocols: Lab Interpretation, Meal Plans, and More.

Receive a personalized protocol comprising detailed lab interpretation, strategic nutritional suggestions, and strategic supplement and lifestyle recommendations based on your health data.

Essential Education 

When you work with Kale Diagnostics, you receive extensive education that will serve as a core foundation for your wellness success. This is typically accomplished through live or recorded educational training and handouts that you will have access to throughout our time together.

Wellness in Motion: Secure, Connected Care On Your Schedule

Empowered On-The-Go

Personalized Health at Your Fingertips, Anywhere You Are. Engage with your practitioner securely and confidentially, assured by our HIPAA-compliant messaging system, prioritizing your safety every step of the way.

Always Stay In The Loop

Receive instant alerts and notifications tailored to your health journey. This way, you’re always updated and never miss out on important information.

 Health Management

With our user-friendly interface, effortlessly access expert recommendations, document journal entries, and accomplish health-related tasks. Meet with your practitioner, view your lab results, and track health improvements.

Nutritional Tracking

Take advantage of barcode scanning to track daily nutrient intake and health symptoms, and receive feedback based upon entries.

Meet The Team

What Sets Us Apart

At Kale Diagnostics, our top priority is to assist you in attaining your best possible health and well-being by utilizing an evidence-based approach. Our main objective is to discover and manage the underlying causes of your symptoms by utilizing advanced functional lab testing, providing personalized one-on-one support, individualized nutrition and equipping you with educational resources to guide you on your path to better health. In addition to personalized 1:1 support, the entire team at Kale Diagnostics is dedicated to supporting you in confirming and reviewing the most appropriate course of action for your health through our holistic methods. We work collaboratively to ensure that you receive the best possible care and achieve your health goals.

Through private 1:1 consultations, functional lab testing, individualized nutrition, and empowering education, we help you understand what is really driving your symptoms and show you what is needed to restore balance to your body through nutrition-based approaches.

Discover the root causes of your health struggles. 

Kale Diagnostics

Kale Diagnostics can directly accept HSA and FSA payment for full coverage. We are not in-network with any health insurance providers, so we do not accept insurance directly, but we are able to facilitate health insurance reimbursement at no additional cost. Many of our clients get partial reimbursement from insurance. Plans can start at $102/month with affordable financing, which includes practitioner support and all functional lab test fees. 

HSA, FSA, and Insurance

Kourtney Simmang

Nutritional Practitioner

Kourtney Simmang (BS, CNC, FDNP) is the founder of Kale Diagnostics and is widely esteemed as a leading functional diagnostic nutritionist within the field of functional medicine. She overcame chronic health struggles through functional nutrition, lab testing, and extensive research, finding lasting solutions to hormonal, gut, and immune issues. With her distinctive expertise and unwavering dedication, she has proficiently guided women towards sustainable wellness by leveraging personalized nutrition plans and supplemental strategies.

Dr. LuLu Shimek

Naturopathic Physician

Dr. LuLu Shimek is a distinguished alumna of the esteemed Bastyr University, who has since become a pioneering expert in the fields of women’s health, biohacking, and genetic analysis. As a naturopathic doctor, Dr. LuLu works with patients experiencing chronic diseases such as hormonal imbalance, thyroid disorders, gastrointestinal dysfunction, depression, anxiety, and fatigue. Her philosophy is centered around uncovering the root cause of illness and igniting the body's innate ability to heal, resulting in life-changing transformations.

Courtney Coe

Registered Dietitian

Meet Courtney Coe (MS, RDN, LDN, CSCS, CLT), a seasoned Registered Dietitian and Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist. Recognizing the shortcomings of conventional health approaches, Courtney chose to pioneer in the realm of functional nutrition. Her specialization lies in empowering women to rejuvenate their bodies through profound nutritional practices, insightful functional lab testing, intentional exercise, and precise supplementation.

Melody Dedmon

Registered Dietitian

Meet Melody Dedmon (RDN, LDN), a passionate Registered Dietitian specializing in women's health and functional medicine. With years of experience in the health and fitness industry, Melody has witnessed the profound impact of nutrition and lifestyle practices on women's well-being. Her personal journey through eating disorders, Hashimoto's, Lyme disease, fatigue, painful periods, and gut issues ignited her commitment to uncovering the root causes behind health problems. Melody focuses on hormone health, gut health, and nervous system regulation, drawing from her comprehensive training in functional medicine. Her goal is to empower women to regain control of their health and discover lasting solutions without stress and overwhelm.

Sarah King

Nutritional Practitioner

Sarah King (BS, CHC, NTP) is an experienced nutritional practitioner with education from the Institute for Integrative Nutrition, Nutritional Therapy Association, and a masters in nutrition and functional medicine from University of Western States. Sarah's personal journey led her to overcome various health problems, including acne, bloat, PMS, PCOS, fatigue, and headaches. Using lab data for tailored care and personalized nutritional modification, Sarah methodically healed herself. Now, she aids other women in their health challenges using the same approach.

Kiara Orbe

Nutritional Practitioner

Kiara Orbe (NTA, FDNP, RCPC, SEP) is a trauma-informed women's integrative health specialist, passionately melding nutritional therapy, advanced functional labs, and profound somatic techniques to pave the way for comprehensive healing. Specializing in aiding women grappling with chronic fatigue, digestive troubles, hormonal imbalances, and systemic dysregulation, Kiara’s methods are deeply rooted in her personal health odyssey. This journey illuminated the intricate bond between her emotional and physical being, revealing their inseparability. Trained with the NTA, FDN, RCPC, and The Embody Lab, Kiara empowers women to overcome chronic issues and lead fulfilling lives.

Maddy Cooper

Nutritional Practitioner

Maddy Cooper (NTP) is a certified Nutritional Therapy Practitioner specializing in helping individuals pinpoint the root causes of chronic health conditions. In 2009, Maddy found herself bedridden with Lyme disease, a condition that only exacerbated under conventional allopathic treatments. Upon exploring alternative medicine, she realized the pivotal role nutrition plays in overall health. This personal experience kindled a burning passion within Maddy to assist others along their health journeys. After a decade of meticulous research, experimentation, and self-healing, Maddy is now adept at facilitating transformative healing for others.

Sydney Shank

Nutritional Practitioner

Sydney Shank (M. Ed, NTP), a distinguished Nutritional Practitioner, transformed her personal health struggles into professional purpose. Her encounters with unresolved health issues ignited a quest for solutions, leading her to a comprehensive study of nutrition. Now, she merges personal passion with her profession, advocating for women's health empowerment. Sydney is dedicated to promoting an understanding of wellness through a functional health approach, ensuring her clients feel supported and understood on their path to well-being.

Kellie Bernardi

Nutritional Practitioner

An accomplished functional nutritionist (NTP, CHC, CPT), Kellie Bernardi espouses a deep-seated passion for an integrative, whole-body approach to wellness. Her pathway into functional medicine was paved by her mother's diagnosis of breast cancer, an experience which revealed the gaps within Western medical paradigms. Facing her own health quandaries, she found profound insights and personalized care in functional nutrition and diagnostic lab testing. Now, Kellie strives to embolden others to achieve their optimal health by acknowledging their unique health profiles and bolstering their inherent healing mechanisms.

Mikaela Martinez

Nutritional Practitioner

Mikaela Martinez (RHNC) is a certified Holistic Health and Nutrition Coach. She transformed her personal struggles with health and emotional issues into a holistic healing journey. Confronted by the challenging reality of debilitating menstrual cramps, persistent anxiety, and ongoing digestive discomfort, Mikaela embarked on a purpose-driven exploration into the world of health and wellness. Through extensive research, she adeptly navigated various therapeutic modalities, targeting solutions to transform her personal health and to bring effective wellness strategies into the market.

Melissa Mastroberardino

Functional Practitioner

Melissa Mastroberardino (RHN) is committed to empowering individuals with the knowledge and resources necessary to enhance their personal well-being. With a profound passion for holistic health and wellness, Melissa is committed to guiding individuals on a transformative journey toward optimal well-being. She firmly believes that nutrient-dense foods and healthy living are the primary means to achieving overall health and wellness, and believes in supporting the body's natural ability to achieve health by modifying factors that hinder well-being.

Amber Adkins

Integrative Health Researcher

Amber Adkins, a Registered Nurse and nutrition student, discovered the healing power of nutrition following a personal health diagnosis. Formerly a marathon runner and cyclist, she shifted her belief from exercise being the key to health to recognizing the critical role of nutrition. As a member of the Kale Diagnostics team, Amber's full commitment to research underpins the company's science-backed ideologies. She explores the broad spectrum of health and wellness, ensuring that Kale Diagnostics' contributions remain relevant and grounded in the latest scientific understanding.

Claire Maxam

Client Hospitality

Claire Maxam plays a pivotal role at Kale Diagnostics, acting as the essential link between clients and practitioners. As the head of client hospitality, her expertise lies in her exceptional interpersonal skills, ensuring every client feels heard, understood, and valued. Claire expertly facilitates communication between clients and the team, conveying clients' concerns and practitioners' responses effectively. Through her commitment to seamless service, Claire enhances the overall client experience, contributing significantly to the supportive and empowering environment at Kale Diagnostics.


Do you accept insurance, HSA, or FSA?

Kale Diagnostics can directly accept HSA and FSA payment for full coverage. We are not in-network with any health insurance providers, so we do not accept insurance directly, but we are able to facilitate health insurance reimbursement at no additional cost. Many of our clients get partial reimbursement from insurance. Another avenue for our clients to afford our services is through Affirm. With this option, manageable monthly installments can start as low as $102 per month.


What is the basis for the cost of your services?

While the average primary care doctor in America spends a mere 20 minutes per year with each patient, we at Kale Diagnostics prioritize investing quality time in understanding your unique health profile. Our comprehensive services, including lab tests and personalized nutritional support, reflect the additional time and attention we devote to each client, which often proves to be a transformative investment in their long-term health. Although our detailed approach might mean higher upfront costs, we strive to make it as accessible as possible. Not only do we accept HSA and FSA and provide insurance superbills for potential reimbursement, but we've also partnered with Affirm to offer flexible financing. With monthly installments potentially as low as $102, we ensure our dedicated, in-depth care is within your reach, regardless of immediate financial constraints.


What results can I expect to see when working with Kale Diagnostics?

For some, their journey with Kale Diagnostics is a 180-degree, life-changing experience that provides relief from a laundry list of symptoms and years of struggle. For others, we are a helpful stop in their continued journey. The majority of our clients (83%) do see symptom reduction within the first three months, and while we cannot guarantee results, we are always committed to providing the very best and most comprehensive care.


Do you diagnose or treat?

No, we do not diagnose or treat diseases, but you can work with us if you have one or multiple conditions, and we can share alternative treatment options that can be approved by your doctor. It’s important to note that Kale Diagnostics is not intended to replace an individual relationship with a qualified healthcare professional and is not intended as medical advice. Kale Diagnostics encourages you to continue visiting and being treated by your primary care physician or healthcare provider.


How does my relationship with my doctor play into my work with Kale Diagnostics?

We encourage you to meet regularly with your doctor, and if needed, we can provide resources that support your doctor-patient relationship while you work with the Kale Diagnostics team to support your desired health outcomes.


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"I have so much more confidence around my health than ever before. They absolutely go above & beyond for their clients, and I would recommend them to anyone looking to invest in their overall health!"

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"I have seen so many different health professionals but Kale Diagnostics looked at my lifestyle habits, my background, and all the in betweens to come up with the perfect plan for me, that actually worked."

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"They were so thorough in establishing a health history and getting a grasp on what it is I’m struggling with. I’ve already been raving about their approach to all of my friends and family..."

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