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Helping You

Discover personalized health solutions with Kale Diagnostics, where intentional care, expertise, and empathy meet. Transform your health through comprehensive 1:1, advanced labs, individualized nutrition, and empowering education.

Reverse Health Symptoms.

Kale Diagnostics

Access to over 100+ advanced lab tests for a thorough health evaluation from our team.

Private appointments with our leading, holistically-minded, and thoroughly vetted healthcare experts. No network. No BS. It’s our handpicked team.

Take control of your health journey with lifelong knowledge and the independence to manage your well-being effectively.

Functional health is the future.

Order our advanced labs directly to your home, receive results through your private mobile portal, and meet with your hand-selected holistic provider chosen for your unique needs. With over 3,500 client case studies denoting symptom reversal, we’re certain that your experience will be a world beyond conventional care.

Kale Diagnostics' Lab Testing

About Us

At our virtual clinic, we embrace a functional medicine approach, offering comprehensive care tailored to your unique biological makeup. We begin with private, one-on-one consultations to deeply understand your health objectives, complemented by cutting-edge functional lab testing that reveals crucial insights into your health status. This detailed analysis enables us to develop customized health protocols specifically designed for you, aimed at addressing the underlying causes of your symptoms.

Our care approach is deeply empathetic and informed by our practitioners' personal health challenges and extensive clinical experience. This unique blend of personal insight and professional expertise ensures we focus not only on addressing symptoms but also on building lasting health and resilience. We empower you with the knowledge and skills to manage your well-being independently, providing you with the tools to sustain long-term health.

 

As you navigate your health journey, you'll receive support from a team that truly understands and has the clinical skills to effectively guide you. We are committed to empowering you at every step, working together to achieve your optimal well-being.

In-Depth Private One-on-One

Partner with practitioners who truly get you. In every private session, your unique health goals drive the conversation. We dive into your lab results, fine-tune your nutrition, and adjust lifestyle factors—all tailored just for you. What makes us different? We've been in your shoes, overcoming our own health issues, and have years of experience in our clinical practice helping individuals just like you.

Advanced Functional Lab Testing

Find clarity in your health journey with our data-driven lab tests. Say goodbye to basic blood work and guessing games: our detailed assessments pinpoint exactly what your body needs. Your expert-crafted plan is all about you: your needs and goals, all supported by the latest scientific findings. Once your lab results are in, our team shows you how your imbalances have been driving symptoms, and what you can do to heal at a cellular level. 

Personalized Health Protocols

Step into a world of care that is as detailed and distinct as you are. Comprehensive and thorough, your protocol is a doctor-approved plan of action that serves as a roadmap to wellness, designed with your symptoms and lab markers in mind. Your recommendations are set to move the needle in your biology: from symptom improvement, to energy balance, all the way to future illness risk reduction techniques. We're ready to meet you where you are: optimistic and experienced, having seen a variety of cases find a rhythm of resolve through our method of care.

Health Mastery Academy

Step into a world where you take control of your health with the Health Mastery Academy at Kale Diagnostics. Our academy empowers you with the knowledge and skills to manage your well-being independently. You’ll learn to interpret lab results, track symptoms, and understand functional medicine principles. This education transforms your health journey, enabling you to make informed decisions and take proactive steps. By mastering these skills, you reduce reliance on practitioner support and gain confidence in advocating for your needs. The Health Mastery Academy provides the tools for sustained wellness, empowering you to achieve and maintain optimal health on your own. At Kale Diagnostics, we don’t just help with your health—we empower you to sustain long-term wellness.

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"I have so much more confidence around my health than ever before. They absolutely go above & beyond for their clients, and I would recommend them to anyone looking to invest in their overall health!"

Marianna Bisson

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"I have seen so many different health professionals but Kale Diagnostics looked at my lifestyle habits, my background, and all the in betweens to come up with the perfect plan for me, that actually worked."

Taylor Reece

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"Kale Diagnostics transformed my life. Before, I battled weight issues, chronic allergies, and low testosterone. I lost weight, gained muscle, overcame allergies, and raised my testosterone levels naturally."

Richard Hart

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At Kale Diagnostics, we believe in a different path—one that listens, understands, and collaborates with you to address the root causes of your health concerns. We have supported many women and men within a vast range of health challenges, such as:

PCOS

About Kale Diagnostics

Why We're Different

"Our approach is rooted in functional medicine, a science-driven practice that views your health as a complex, interconnected system. Modern medical care is rarely unified, with various specialists lacking communication and understanding of your specific needs and treatments. We provide the most reliable and affordable access possible to a method of care that leaves no stone unturned as we explore your unique biology.

Your health symptoms deserve a long-term solution instead of a temporary fix. While modern medicine has brought many advancements, it often misses the mark when it comes to genuine healing. We understand the pathology of disease and utilize the medicinal mechanisms found within nature to provoke change in your bodily systems. By drawing upon the clinical correlations in your unique health data, we make the best suggestions for your health. If you crave cautious care that prioritizes your safety and ultimate well-being, you are in the right place.

We are here for you throughout every twist and turn of your health journey. When you become a client, we address immediate symptoms while also building a resilient foundation for lasting wellness. We're not after a quick fix; we are here to help you build a healthy body to support you for the long haul.

With us, you are heard, validated, and understood. Empathy drives the connection we share, and you can rest well knowing that we will never dim our commitment to your highest good and ultimate well-being. We empower you with the knowledge and skills to manage your well-being independently, enabling you to make informed decisions and providing you with the tools to sustain long-term health."

To Your Health,

Kourtney Simmang

BS, CNC, FDN-P

Founder of Kale Diagnostics

Our Expert Team

Kourtney Simmang

Nutritional Practitioner

Kourtney Simmang (BS, CNC, FDNP) is the founder of Kale Diagnostics and is widely esteemed as a leading functional diagnostic nutritionist within the field of functional medicine. She overcame chronic health struggles through functional nutrition, lab testing, and extensive research, finding lasting solutions to hormonal, gut, and immune issues. With her distinctive expertise and unwavering dedication, she has proficiently guided women towards sustainable wellness by leveraging personalized nutrition plans and supplemental strategies.

Dr. LuLu Shimek

Naturopathic Physician

Dr. LuLu Shimek is a distinguished alumna of the esteemed Bastyr University, who has since become a pioneering expert in the fields of women’s health, biohacking, and genetic analysis. As a naturopathic doctor, Dr. LuLu works with patients experiencing chronic diseases such as hormonal imbalance, thyroid disorders, gastrointestinal dysfunction, depression, anxiety, and fatigue. Her philosophy is centered around uncovering the root cause of illness and igniting the body's innate ability to heal, resulting in life-changing transformations.

Dr. Hina Quasim

Board Certified Physician

Meet Dr. Quasim, a board-certified family medicine physician known for her dedication to combating obesity and promoting lifestyle management. With a passion for sustainability and clean living, Dr. Quasim brings a fresh perspective to Kale Diagnostics. Committed to medical excellence, she balances her professional pursuits with the joys of family life, cherishing her role as a devoted parent to two beautiful children and the proud owner of a rambunctious German Shepherd.

Dr. Todd Born

Naturopathic Physician 

Dr. Born is a naturopathic physician and certified nutrition specialist. He is a medical wellness advisor for the International Medical Wellness Association, a key opinion leader for Augurex Life Sciences Corp, and an expert consultant to the dietary supplement industry both domestically and internationally. He graduated from Bastyr University in Seattle, WA in 2010 and completed his residency at the Bastyr Center for Natural Health, with rotations at Evergreen and Harborview Medical Centers’ Emergency Medicine Departments, Virginia Mason Hospital’s department of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation Spine Clinic, and Swedish Hospital Integrative Family Medicine. Dr. Born has been published extensively, appeared on multiple news and national radio shows, and lectured for the National Psoriasis Foundation and National Arthritis Foundation. He speaks at medical conferences across the country and internationally. Dr. Born focuses on using integrative medicine to treat families of all ages with complex chronic diseases, especially difficult and challenging cases. He sees patients all over the US and globally.

Sarah King

Nutritional Practitioner

Sarah King (BS, CHC, NTP) is a seasoned nutritional practitioner and the lead practitioner at Kale Diagnostics, dedicated to helping women navigate their health challenges. At Kale Diagnostics, she plays a crucial role in overseeing the quality of the practice, ensuring that high standards are consistently maintained. Her diverse educational background includes training from the Institute for Integrative Nutrition, the Nutritional Therapy Association, and a master's degree in nutrition and functional medicine from the University of Western States. Sarah's personal journey to overcome health issues such as acne, bloating, PMS, PCOS, fatigue, and headaches led her to utilize lab data and personalized nutritional modifications for effective healing. Today, she applies this methodical approach to help other women achieve their health goals, combining her extensive knowledge with a compassionate, patient-centered approach to care.

Dr. Jess Springhetti

Naturopathic Physician

Dr. Jess Springhetti is a licensed naturopathic doctor with a passionate commitment to all aspects of women’s health. A graduate of Sonoran University of Health Sciences, she believes that naturopathic medicine offers invaluable resources for women seeking to take charge of their well-being. With a special interest in the mind-skin-gut connection, she focuses on supporting women with dermatological and all hormone-related concerns. Having witnessed many women endure debilitating health issues that are often minimized or overlooked, Dr. Jess is dedicated to ensuring you feel heard and well-supported on your healthcare journey. Her practice style is rooted in a "patient-centered" approach, treating you as a whole person—mind, body, and spirit.

Ally Fitzmaurice

Board Certified Nurse Practitioner

Ally Fitzmaurice (MSN, APRN, FNP-C) is a compassionate Board Certified Family Nurse Practitioner with eight years of experience in various conventional medicine areas including addiction/psych, emergency room, medical-surgical, and as a float nurse. Additionally, served as a clinical adjunct for nursing students and conducted home-care assessments. Throughout this diversified journey, Ally identified a significant void in the healthcare system, prompting a personal exploration into functional medicine. Through overcoming her own personal health challenges, Ally discovered the power of functional medicine in addressing root causes of health issues. This revelation ignited a passion for pursuing an integrative and functional approach to healthcare, leveraging functional nutrition, lab testing, and personalized care tailored to each individual. Committed to creating a safe and supportive environment, Ally strives to ensure that every individual feels heard, understood, and empowered on their journey to optimal health.

Dr. Julianna Mann

Naturopathic Physician

Dr. Julianna Mann is a licensed naturopathic physician specializing in pediatrics. She earned her doctorate in naturopathic medicine from Sonoran University of Health Sciences, building on a background in cell and molecular biology and experience as a research technician at a leading children’s hospital. Committed to patient-centered care, Dr. Mann leverages her research background and expertise in natural therapeutics to implement evidence-based approaches for treating common ailments and preventing chronic diseases. Her focus is on unexplained infertility and optimizing epigenetic and health outcomes for children through strategic preventive care during childhood. She firmly believes that by taking proactive steps today, we can pave the way for a brighter, healthier future for our children.

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Dr. Maggie Pilat Rzeszuto

Naturopathic Physician

Dr. Maggie is a Naturopathic Physician specializing in integrative wellness through evidence-based medicine, offering personalized, holistic care. Her expertise includes preventative healthcare, nutritional and functional medicine, hormone therapy, and dietary counseling. She treats women’s health conditions, nutrient deficiencies, gastrointestinal disorders, endocrine and metabolic disorders, hormonal imbalances, autoimmune conditions, chronic disease, fatigue, and allergies/sensitivities. Dr. Maggie earned her Doctorate of Naturopathic Medicine from National University of Health Sciences and holds Bachelor's degrees in Biology and Psychology from Loyola University Chicago. With nearly a decade of clinical experience, she is dedicated to individualized patient care. Outside of work, she enjoys reading, outdoor activities, and spending time with her husband, their two daughters, and their dog.

Melody Dedmon

Registered Dietitian

Meet Melody Dedmon (RDN, LDN), a passionate Registered Dietitian specializing in women's health and functional medicine. With years of experience in the health and fitness industry, Melody has witnessed the profound impact of nutrition and lifestyle practices on women's well-being. Her personal journey through eating disorders, Hashimoto's, Lyme disease, fatigue, painful periods, and gut issues ignited her commitment to uncovering the root causes behind health problems. Melody focuses on hormone health, gut health, and nervous system regulation, drawing from her comprehensive training in functional medicine. Her goal is to empower women to regain control of their health and discover lasting solutions without stress and overwhelm.

Sophia Rowe

Registered Dietitian

Sophia Rowe (BS, RDN, LDN) is a Registered Dietitian passionate about helping women reverse hormonal imbalances and improve their gut health. Her personal experience with SIBO, gut dysbiosis, hormonal imbalances, and high cortisol have shown her the profound impact that functional medicine can have on someone's life. Her mission is to help individuals who have been ignored by the medical community find what it feels like to be truly healthy.

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Nadine Allaham

Nutritional Practitioner

Nadine Allaham (CNP, FDN-P) is a certified nutritional practitioner, with a passion for women's health and hormones. With the use of functional testing and really getting to know her clients she helps them uncover hidden stressors that may be contributing to their metabolic chaos. Nadine helps her clients find hope and trust in their body which helps them realize their full potential for healing. Nadine employs tools such as nourishment, radical self care, intentional mindset work and somatic practices to empower her clients to live a life of joy, energy and true health. Nadine is dedicated to applying evidence based practices and personalized approaches in order to improve her clients overall wellbeing. Her wish is that her clients feel confident and safe in their body, and empowered by food. Nadine's passion and true dedication to her clients comes from her own personal health struggles that she overcame. Her wish is that every woman understands what it feels like to be fully nourished and glow from the inside out. Outside of working, Nadine loves sunset walks, travelling and experiencing different cultures, expressing her creativity in the kitchen via recipe creation and spending most of her time with her husband and their three children that she homeschools.

Sydney Shank

Nutritional Practitioner

Sydney Shank (M. Ed, NTP), a distinguished Nutritional Practitioner, transformed her personal health struggles into professional purpose. Her encounters with unresolved health issues ignited a quest for solutions, leading her to a comprehensive study of nutrition. Now, she merges personal passion with her profession, advocating for women's health empowerment. Sydney is dedicated to promoting an understanding of wellness through a functional health approach, ensuring her clients feel supported and understood on their path to well-being.

Mikaela Martinez

Nutritional Practitioner

Mikaela Martinez (RHN) is a certified Holistic Health and Nutrition Coach. She transformed her personal struggles with health and emotional discomfort into a holistic healing journey. Confronted by the challenging reality of debilitating menstrual cramps, persistent anxiety, and ongoing digestive discomfort, Mikaela embarked on a purpose-driven exploration into the world of health and wellness. Through extensive research, she adeptly navigated various therapeutic modalities, targeting solutions to transform her personal health and to bring effective wellness strategies into the market.

Melissa Mastroberardino

Nutritional Practitioner

Melissa Mastroberardino (RHN) is committed to empowering individuals with the knowledge and resources necessary to enhance their personal well-being. With a profound passion for holistic health and wellness, Melissa is committed to guiding individuals on a transformative journey toward optimal well-being. She firmly believes that nutrient-dense foods and healthy living are the primary means to achieving overall health and wellness, and believes in supporting the body's natural ability to achieve health by modifying factors that hinder well-being.

Chelsea Markham

Nutritional Practitioner

Chelsea Markham (INHC, NTP, RWS) is a passionate nutritional practitioner who was frustrated with her own health issues, dealing with digestive dysfunction and anxiety, and decided to take matters into her own hands. Her educational background includes the Institute of Integrative Nutrition, Nutritional Therapy Association, and Restorative Wellness Solutions Level 1. Committed to the art and science of healing, Chelsea specializes in restoring women's health through functional testing, to ultimately uncover the root cause. Her journey, from overcoming personal health obstacles to empowering others, exemplifies the profound impact that a dedicated nutritional practitioner can have on one's well-being.

Kayla Gasbarro

Nutritional Practitioner

Kayla Gasbarro (MSFN, FDN-P, CNHP) is an experienced functional nutritionist who holds a Master’s degree in human clinical nutrition from Maryland University of Integrative Health as well as professional certifications from Trinity School of Natural Health (CNHP) and Functional Diagnostic Nutrition (FDN-P). Kayla came to know the world of holistic healing through her own decade-long journey with chronic illness. In 2013, after 10 years in the conventional medical system, Kayla found herself more chronically ill than when she started and taking numerous prescription medications she was told she would need to be on for life. At that point, she made the decision to advocate for herself and reclaim her health. With the help of a team of holistic practitioners, she was able to reconnect with her own intuition, discover the root causes of her chronic health issues and completely heal herself through nutrition, targeted supplementation and somatic therapy. Through this experience, she was gifted with her life purpose, which is teaching others to self-heal. Kayla is an empathetic, intuitive clinician who specializes in facilitating transformative healing for women experiencing chronic illness. Using functional lab-guided protocols, Kayla helps women regain their health and return home to themselves.

Meet The Founders

Kale Diagnostics was born from the shared vision of Kourtney and Stephen Simmang, a husband-and-wife team dedicated to revolutionizing healthcare through functional medicine. Kourtney’s own journey of overcoming chronic health issues through functional medicine inspired her to help others. Seeing the profound benefits in her life and in the lives of her clients, she and Stephen realized the need to bring these powerful health solutions to a broader audience. Together, they saw a significant gap in conventional healthcare and felt compelled to provide an alternative that is reliable, affordable, and personalized. Driven by a commitment to addressing the root causes of health issues rather than just managing symptoms, they founded Kale Diagnostics. Their mission is to offer a compassionate, individualized approach to health that ensures every client feels heard, valued, and understood. At Kale Diagnostics, they focus on creating lasting wellness by crafting personalized care plans that build a robust foundation for enduring health. Kale Diagnostics exists to empower individuals to reclaim their health and achieve optimal well-being through comprehensive, functional medicine.

Kourtney Simmang

Stephen Simmang

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  • Kale Diagnostics can directly accept HSA and FSA payment for full coverage. We are not in- network with any health insurance providers, so we do not accept insurance directly, but we are able to facilitate health insurance reimbursement at no additional cost. Many of our clients get partial reimbursement from insurance. Another avenue for our clients to afford our services is through Affirm or Klarna. With Affirm and Klarna, low monthly payments are made possible.

  • At Kale Diagnostics, we do not provide formal medical diagnoses or direct treatments. Instead, we offer comprehensive health assessments and personalized wellness plans through advanced functional lab testing. "Diagnostics" reflects our commitment to a thorough and investigative approach to understanding health. At its core, diagnostics involves collecting data, identifying health patterns, analyzing results, and formulating insights to uncover underlying issues. Through our detailed analyses, many clients have been able to go back to their medical doctor to receive an accurate diagnosis after years of chronic mystery illness.

  • For some, their journey with Kale Diagnostics is a 180-degree, life-changing experience that provides relief from a laundry list of symptoms and years of struggle. For others, we are a helpful stop in their continued journey. The majority of our clients (83%) do see symptom reduction within the first three months, and while we cannot guarantee results, we are always committed to providing the very best and most comprehensive care.

  • While the average primary care doctor in America spends a mere 20 minutes per year with each patient, we at Kale Diagnostics prioritize investing quality time in understanding your unique health profile. Our comprehensive services, including lab tests and personalized nutritional support, reflect the additional time and attention we devote to each client, which often proves to be a transformative investment in their long-term health. Although our detailed approach might mean higher upfront costs, we strive to make it as accessible as possible. Not only do we accept HSA and FSA and provide insurance superbills for potential reimbursement, but we've also partnered with Affirm to offer flexible financing. With low monthly installments, we ensure our dedicated, in-depth care is within your reach, regardless of immediate financial constraints.

  • Western medicine is limited in its ability to support root-cause health outcomes. With short visits and a primary focus on pharmaceuticals and non-lifestyle interventions, our approach is vastly different from the standard of care you are used to receiving. With unlimited messaging, in-depth appointments, and frequent symptom tracking, we carry the weight of intentionality in your health. Upon request, we will provide an explanation of lab results to your doctor, so that medical changes (medication, etc.) can be made if needed.

  • You’re in great hands and able to work with us no matter your existing condition(s), prescription medications, or if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or wanting to become pregnant. We provide suggestions based on you and your needs, thoroughly analyzing your unique situation before making recommendations.

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Our Services

At Kale Diagnostics, we offer four levels of personalized health support to fit your unique needs. Each plan provides in-depth consultations, advanced lab testing, and customized health protocols, designed to address the root causes of your symptoms. Whether you're looking for foundational guidance or a comprehensive health overhaul, we have options for everyone. Plus, we make it accessible with low monthly payment plans, ensuring you receive the care you need without financial stress.

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Using Affirm: Rates from 0–36% APR. Payment options through Affirm are subject to an eligibility check and are provided by these lending partners: affirm.com/lenders. Options depend on your purchase amount, and a down payment may be required. CA residents: Loans by Affirm Loan Services, LLC are made or arranged pursuant to a California Finance Lenders Law license. For licenses and disclosures, see affirm.com/licenses. For example, a $800 purchase could be split into 12 monthly payments of $72.21 at 15% APR or 4 interest free payments of $200 every 2 weeks. For more info on how to use Affirm, please go to https://www.affirm.com/how-it-works.

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