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Kale Diagnostics has helped women confidently navigate:

PCOS & Endometriosis

Hashimoto’s & Grave’s Disease

SIBO and Gut Issues

Thyroid & Hormonal Struggles 

Infertility & Pre-Conception

Autoimmune Disease 

Adrenal & Cortisol Dysfunction

Metabolic Health and Weight Management 

Food Allergies and Unique Restrictions 

Unexplained Health Struggles

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"It has been through them believing in me that I began to believe in myself and my capabilities of taking control of my health. Kale Diagnostics' approach and guidance was individualized to my specific needs, and my practitioner guided me every step of the way with thorough meal planning, supplementation, and loving conversation. It is with their help that I have regulated my cycle after years of irregularity, learned to treat food as medicine rather than an enemy, and have become the healthiest I have been in years. I cannot recommend working with Kale Diagnostics enough. Their heart and sincere care for every one of their clients is incredible and they are the best team you could ask for when choosing to re-claim your health as a top priority in your life."

Mara R.

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Ready To Be Supported In Your Health Journey?

Your Team

During your time with Kale Diagnostics, you are paired with an experienced nutritional practitioner who will thoroughly address labs, nutrition, and lifestyle factors with you in a hands-on setting. In addition, the rest of our wellness practitioners support you, where all protocols pass through and are reviewed. 

Essential Education

When you work with Kale Diagnostics, you receive extensive education that will serve as a core foundation for your wellness success. This is typically accomplished through live or recorded educational training and handouts that you will have access to throughout

our time together.

Data + Support

Your practitioner will meet with you on live calls to support you through the entire 1:1 process, including your comprehensive initial intake, and functional lab testing results. Your practitioner brings your complex health case to the drawing board with the rest of the Kale Diagnostics team, where the best solutions and action steps are thoughtfully selected for you.

Extensive Support

Your protocol will include detailed lab interpretation and findings,
and a strategic, fully custom meal plan, along with intentional supplement and lifestyle suggestions based on your health data. We support you through your healing journey, while tracking progress, making adjustments, and running lab re-tests and comparative analyses when needed.

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"Despite the complexities of my case, the Kale Diagnostics team never wavered in their support and commitment to my healing journey. The knowledge and confidence in their practice assured me that we were going to tackle this thing. I now know what true living feels like - and I owe it all to Kale Diagnostics and their solution-focused approach to healing through nutrition."

Caitlin R.

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Our Innovative Approach

Discover your body's full potential with Kale Diagnostics. Our innovative approach with our clients focuses on identifying and addressing the root causes of your symptoms through advanced functional lab testing, personalized 1:1 support, individualized nutrition and educational resources. With the guidance of our skilled Nutritional Practitioners and the support of our dedicated team, you will receive a tailored protocol to help you achieve optimal health and balance. At Kale Diagnostics, we are committed to empowering you with the knowledge and tools you need to unlock your body's true potential.

Functional Lab Testing

By basing our approach on data and science, we eliminate the guesswork and gain a clear understanding of your health. With accurate and detailed lab results, we can create a personalized plan of action tailored to your specific needs and goals. Our program includes the cost of lab testing ($1k-$4k value), making it a more affordable option than buying individual lab tests at retail pricing.

1:1 Practitioner Support

You are paired with an experienced nutritional practitioner who will thoroughly address labs, nutrition, and lifestyle factors in a hands-on setting with you. In addition, the rest of our Kale Diagnostics practitioners support you, where all protocols pass through and are reviewed.

Personalized Protocols: Lab Interpretation, Meal Plans, and More.

There is no "one-size-fits-all" when it comes to your health. Your protocol will include detailed lab interpretation and findings, and a strategic, fully custom meal plan, along with intentional supplement and lifestyle suggestions based on your health data. 

Essential Education 

When you work with Kale Diagnostics, you receive extensive education that will serve as a core foundation for your wellness success. This is typically accomplished through live or recorded educational training and handouts that you will have access to throughout our time together.

Meet The Team

What Sets Us Apart

Evidence-based lab testing drives our decisions in your care as we support your body through food and targeted supplementary approaches. During your time with Kale Diagnostics, you are paired with an experienced nutritional practitioner who will thoroughly address labs, nutrition, and lifestyle factors with you in a hands-on setting. The whole team is here to support you as we confirm and review the best plan of action for you.

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Through functional lab testing, 1:1 support, individualized nutrition and empowering education, we help you understand what is really driving symptoms - and show you what is needed to restore balance to your body through nutrition-based approaches.

Discover the root causes of your health struggles. 

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1:1, Labs, Education, and Community

Through 1:1 support with your practitioner via private calls, functional lab testing, individualized nutrition, comprehensive education, and a community of women with similar struggles, the Kale Diagnostics team leads your health journey in a highly supportive setting. Kale Diagnostics can directly accept HSA and FSA payments. We are not in-network with any health insurance providers, so we do not accept insurance directly, but we can facilitate health insurance reimbursement at no additional cost. 

Kale Diagnostics' services start at $249/month for 12 months. All plans have access to one-on-one practitioner support with a personalized protocol, functional lab testing, foundational education through group calls, and an empowering community of women with similar struggles.

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Do you accept insurance, HSA, or FSA?

Kale Diagnostics qualifies for HSA/FSA reimbursement and we accept it directly. Upon request, we can create a superbill for you to submit to your insurance to seek reimbursement.

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Why is your program 1 -year long?

We support you for one year because we have found this to be the most ideal length of time for our practice members to see results. It took time for you to arrive in your place of health struggle, and the process of aiming to restore proper function is not an overnight process, or even a three-month process. Our hope is that after one year with us, you would be in a place of significant improvement, as we have seen with an overwhelming majority of our clients.

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What is the basis for the cost of your services?

Kale Diagnostics provides a comprehensive approach to your health, including lab tests and fees, private support from trained nutritional practitioners, and extensive education at each level of support offered. While our program might require a more committed investment, we are also providing extensive support from a well-rounded team. Many of our clients have shared that their time with us was a turning point that allowed them to spend less on their long-term health. Fortunately, HSA and FSA, or an insurance superbill, can often reduce the cost of our services.

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What results can I expect to see when working with Kale Diagnostics?

For some, their journey with Kale Diagnostics is a 180-degree, life-changing experience that provides relief from a laundry list of symptoms and years of struggle. For others, we are a helpful stop in their continued journey. The majority of our clients (83%) do see symptom reduction within the first three months, and while we cannot guarantee results, we are always committed to providing the very best and most comprehensive care.

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Do you diagnose or treat?

No, we do not diagnose or treat diseases, but you can work with us if you have one or multiple conditions, and we can share alternative treatment options that can be approved by your doctor. It’s important to note that Kale Diagnostics is not intended to replace an individual relationship with a qualified healthcare professional and is not intended as medical advice. Kale Diagnostics encourages you to continue visiting and being treated by your primary care physician or healthcare provider.

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How does my relationship with my doctor play into my work with Kale Diagnostics?

We encourage you to meet regularly with your doctor, and if needed, we can provide resources that support your doctor-patient relationship while you work with the Kale Diagnostics team to support your desired health outcomes.

FAQS

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You Need Answers.

Kale Diagnostics takes an evidence-based approach to help our clients achieve optimal health and wellness. Our focus is on identifying and addressing the root causes of your symptoms through advanced functional lab testing, personalized 1:1 support, and educational resources.

Kourtney Simmang

BS, CNC, FDNP

Founder & Nutritional Practitioner

Sarah King

BS, CHC, NTP

Nutritional Practitioner

Courtney Coe

MS, RDN, LDN, CSCS

Nutritional Practitioner

Micaela Riley

LFN, CHN, CPT

Nutritional Practitioner

Kellie Bernardi

NTP, CHC, CPT

Nutritional Practitioner

Maddison Elizondo

BS, NTP

Nutritional Practitioner

Sydney Shank

M.Ed, NTP

Nutritional Practitioner

Maddy Cooper

NTP

Nutritional Practitioner

Amber Adkins

BS, RN

Integrative Health Researcher

Mikaela Martinez

RHNC

Lab Coordinator

Claire Maxam

Client Hospitality

Melanie Kruth

Operations & Client Hospitality

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At Kale Diagnostics, my top priority is to assist you in attaining your best possible health and well-being by utilizing an evidence-based approach. My main objective is to discover and manage the underlying causes of your symptoms by utilizing advanced functional lab testing, providing personalized one-on-one support, individualized nutrition and equipping you with educational resources to guide you on your path to better health. In addition to personalized 1:1 support, the entire team at Kale Diagnostics is dedicated to supporting you in confirming and reviewing the most appropriate course of action for your health. We work collaboratively to ensure that you receive the best possible care and achieve your health goals.

Kourtney Simmang

BS, CNC, FDNP

Founder of Kale Diagnostics

Kale Diagnostics can directly accept HSA and FSA payment. We are not in-network with any health insurance providers, so we do not accept insurance directly, but we are able to facilitate health insurance reimbursement at no additional cost. 

HSA, FSA, and Insurance

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